I work with a lot of professional flamingos in a community college with faculty of many talents and skills.
Julie is a psychologist who consults with the zoo and knows all about meat-flavored toothpaste for bears.
Alicia is a sociologist who teaches belly-dancing in her spare time.
Gerald is a (tall) historian who occasionally stands in as a "wall" in Shakespearean performances.
Donnell is a psychologist who owns and occasionally lectures in a pair of Freudian "slippers."
Mark is an associate dean who wears his hair long, has five daughters, and wins all of our Halloween costume contests.
Steve is an English department chair who worships Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
Dottie is an English instructor knows the value of a nap in the afternoons.
Dakisha is a reading instructor and fantastic dancer.
Gloria is a mathematics instructor and novelist.
Allison is a historian who wears dangerous weapons (disguised as shoes) on her feet - even on casual Fridays!
Jo (female) is a communications instructor who needs to change careers and be a stand-up comedienne.
Kris is a French instructor who is addicted to chocolate and is a model for her husband's handmade jewelry.
Suzanne is a Spanish instructor who is a vital member of the One campaign, a huge Bono fan, and has watched The Lord of the Rings trilogy about three hundred and eleven times.
Dana (male) is an English instructor who has watched and is an expert on every movie ever made, ever - except The Lord of the Rings trilogy!
I, Rebecca, am an English instructor who writes murder mystery parties, science fiction, and has revised hundreds upon hundreds of (other people's) resumes.
Who are the professional flamingos that you work with?
